Sights, Treat Delights, and Happy Ending....

Had my first week of classes, it was pretty chill

(It's exactly what it looks like)


(....ok not really)

Afterwards celebrated my first day by journeying to a two storied restaurant near my uni that was baller. I ordered snake and shrimp dumplings along with some delicious soup and badass  noodles and pork (probably also snake, at least part of me hopes so, snake so gud)

I ate the shit out of it.

During the meal I happened to also notice yet another cat climbing around the city. This one made its way across a few awnings towards cat food dishes that had been left out....presumably for said kitty.

 Jumping kitty

Munching kitty.

Kitty cat cat cat

The following day I was handed a packet of tissues out front of a massage parlor which I can only assume was a solicitation of sex given the packaging.

YOU WANN PICKING THY EARS MI'LORD?

I bet they pick you long time.

I chose to instead pick some donuts from a Dunkin

 The smiley one was filled with vanilla pudding and was incredible.

Made me smile for damn sure.

I also got a special basketball one that was honoring Lebron James, I was hoping that by devouring it I would also obtain his neckbeard powers.

Now for some sites.

That last one is of my campus (well, part of it)



I also took part in celebration of AMERICAN FREEDOM DAY FUCK YEA LET'S GO SHOOT OFF SOME GUNS AND BEAT UP SOME BRITISH CITIZENS FOR THE FUCK OF IT

FUCK YEA HOT DOGS

I do like hotdogs.

Instead I got a mushroom cheeseburger on ciabatta bread at a restaurant called 1885 burger.

No wait that's a typerwriter

I am so very ham handed

But not as hammy as these Vietnamese noodles with ham strips on them.

No wait where was I?

Oh yes, BOIGAHS

Man look at all that food.

That sure is a ton of fries godd-

Tricky

WELL AT LEAST IT TASTED GREAT!

Finally I leave you with some books and inspirational desk vandalism

Those words I found etched into a desk at the library. They mean to add fuel, or to give it more gumption if you will. TRY YOUR BEST MAGGOT

Now I'm gonna go to a Jazz bar (maybe) and ride a giant gondola tomorrow.

Cats and prostitues

Got in to my hostel last night after riding a bus into the shiny ass city that is Taipei. The drug dog at the airport was an adorable corgi that hopped eagerly onto suitcases that were probably filled with the drugs. There are no adults here in this city, only gangs of teenagers zipping about on vespas in herds about 15 strong. My hostel is chill and I have my own room for a week for cheap as dirt. Last night on a sidewalk I saw a skeezy looking tramp discussing money intimately with some old dude who was wrapped around her side like a koala and realized they were using words like sleeping and money in the same sentence. I also saw a cat. I saw that same cat this morning. Here is a picture of said cat. Cat cat cat.