IT'S FUCKING DONE, HERE IS YOUR GODDAMN CLOSURE

HERE IS THE LAST GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BLOG POST FOR MY MOTHERFUCKING BLOG FROM TAIWAN, THIS IS THE END OF IT THAT I NEVER POSTED BACK THEN BECAUSE I DIDN'T FUCKING WANT TO AND NOW IT IS THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SO I FEEL I MUST POST THIS SHIT FOR CLOSURE AT LEAST FOR ME SO FUCK YOU.....I mean that in the nicest way possible......so anyway to continue.

 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Oh wait, it was in the train station. We met up, as a class, to go check out some waterfalls, and this dude decided to crash in. He was alright.

 Did I mention the train station was baller?

 Baller as fuck

 HERE IS SOME DUCK HEAD MOTHERFUCK I DON'T REALLY CARE HE IS CHARMING YES. NEXT IS A TRAIN

 I FUCKING TOLD YOU THERE WAS A TRAIN

                                                                            TREES

                                                              SO MANY PRETTY TREES

So I guess I should start a story?

 Ok, so we went to a town. They had wish balloons. They're balloons where you light some shit under them after writing wishes on the material. they're pretty sick. Here are some visual indicators of what they are capable of. 

                                              OH YEA AND THE TOWN WAS PRETTY

                                 ALSO HAVE SOME SARSAPARILLA, NO THAT IS NOT A TYPO

 DID I MENTION SHIT WAS PRETTY?

 I'M NOT REALLY SURE IF THESE PICTURES ARE INTERESTING ANYMORE. I THINK THEY ARE PRETTY. I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH.

 OH YEA BRIDGES ARE COOL TOO.

 HERE IS THE WATERFALL

 OH YEA AND IF YOU EVEN THINK OF BREAKING A SINGLE RULE YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.....DED.LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

 HERE ARE SOME FISH THEY ARE PLEASANT AND THEY SWAM AROUND MY FEET A WHOLE BUNCH. I LOVE KOI FISH.

HERE IS THE BEST PUN EVER BECAUSE IT'S CHAIRMAN MAO.....GET IT? NO YOU FUCKING DON'T...MAO IS HOW YOU SAY CAT IN CHINESE, IT'S ALSO THE WAY YOU MOTHERFUCKING SAY MAO ZEDONG, SO THERE YOU GO....YEH.

 YES THAT IS AN ADORABLE CAT WITH A PRC HAT ON.....DEAL WITH IT.

So then we got back from this chill ass place and I had a raw squid, which they failed to remove the ink sack from. It didn't end pretty.

AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THIS WAS A STATUE OUT FRONT OF THE MAIN SUBWAY STATION

 yea......it actually looks normal from the opposite angle.

 Oh yea I also picked up a sick bootleg famicom (NES) system.

 AND THEN THERE WAS KARAOKE WHERE WE SANG THRILLER BY ROD TEMPERTON, REMEMBER ROD TEMPERTON?

 This was a great night.

 Why is Tobias such a badass?

Why did my bootleg FC come with a beretta lightgun?

 Nothing makes any sense anymore.

 NO IT SURE FUCKING DOESNT

HERE HAVE A PICTURE OF BALLOON SHIT SET UP IN THE UNDERGROUND MALL

OH YEA, AND HAVE SOME MALAYSIAN FOOD I THINK.....HENRY PLEASE CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG. THIS FOOD WAS DELICIOUS. SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS.

                                                       OH YEA AND BEER

                                                                            BEER

                                                                     DANCING

                                                                   OH AND BEER

AND THAT'S IT. THANK YOU FOR READING MY TERRIBLE GODDAMN BLOG. I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL. PEACE.

 WAIT HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY LAST NIGHT IN TAIWAN.