I AM TERRIBLE WITH ROUTINE: WULAI, FUCK ME SIDWAY DRINK, ABORIGINALS, BIRDS, AND GOOD FOOD

 HERE IS A BEER

IT WAS NOT SO GOOD

HERE IS SOME JAZZ

AT A JAZZ BAR

 IT WAS QUITE GOOD

Their music could be described as post rock jazz. It was pretty badass. I could study Chinese to it.

There was also a Fuck me side way

 A table of hedonism and sinning.

Great night.

 Afterwards we went to a 7-11 to chill and I bought this. (That guy with his thumbs up just really convinced me to buy his product.....The coat is what convinced me.)

We finished the night off real blurry like on the roof of the building I'm living at. 

 Don't turn your back on the city

 This is wulai

 We later swam in this river. We skipped stones while I struggled to keep my bandaged arm above the water line. Great time, all the locals were watching us so we posed like models periodically like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frDamZjCbkI

 We discovered a tiny train rail that went parallel to our route towards the waterfall.

 Also another rape tunnel

 Artist's rendition of the train.

 Then some aboriginal girls tried to hustle us into their store to buy overpriced (probably fake) jade.

Now have a waterfall

 The trees kinda look like broccoli.

We then took a gondola up to a tourist hotel area that was up in the mountains. The layout of the resort kind of reminded me of pictures of Chernobyl.Not in the horrible radiation poisoning sense, but the bizarre abandoned sense. The area was populated by an archery rang, paintball shooting range, old coin operated bumper cars, ponds full of algae, and a cafe claiming to have the best beer in the world that was completley vacant except for the counter girl who was boredly smoking a cigarette.

 (This is not the lake full of algae that I mentioned before)

THEN I CHILLED WITH A BADASS (probably poisonous) FROG.

And some ostriches (reminded me of Joust). Also somehow I just managed to spell ostriches correctly on the first go...

 They kept tapping their beaks on the wooden wall in front of them whenever they wanted food.....which happened to be a lot.

 Felt pretty bad for them honestly. Kinda seem discarded

We then decided to pass on the Chief's special

 (I've personally always thought Halo to be overrated so it's just as well)

Then I got a fortune from some robot geisha and there was a parrot.

 I refuse to explain this next picture

Don't eats the duck food

Vadim is also Kawaii (Translater's note, Kawaii means Ke'ai)

Then came meal time. The food consisted off many different items, the first being rice that was cooked and served in bamboo shoots.

 It was excellent.

Some veggies

 Crawfish

Lamb

 And soup

 The soup was fucking delicious. That white vegetable in there tasted of hell. It is called bitter melon...god was it bitter.

Later that night I ate some beef rice and duck egg that was also excellent.

Sorry I took so long for the update.



In loving memory of Mark Zizzamia, 1990-2012
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